December 2011
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When a group of girls walk by me and all I can smell is hairspray.
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I don’t think it’s very nice to walk around my head all night.
– Cage the Elephant
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Can you tell the difference between the wind and trees whispering ?
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Lighting Tea Bag.
It’s a freaking flash light. Of tea.
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Link checked the chest.
WOW! This is a nice chest.
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Last night I dreamt I ran away from home, decided...
And that’s just the part I remember.
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The Legend of Zelda games marathon by the Speed... →
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Just realized I haven’t been hugged in, like, three weeks.
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I will do anything other than the schoolwork in...
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A Well-Planned Retirement
Outside England’s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1 for cars ($1.40), £5 for busses (about $7).
Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another...
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